TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:
-"DUDE i know youre like my best friend evah, but can you please stop touching EVERYTHING in my room. i get so disoriented when you leave"
-i still like and want to go out with you but i know youre going to say no. i should just give up."
-"STOP DOING THE FUCKIN DRUGS BITCH. why do you need to ruin yourself with all the shit. you say youre not an adict but im not blind."
-"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh i dont like you and i ever will"
-"please. just go kill your self"
-"your car is the equiviliant to you. its shit and looks like a granies ass"
-"you need to shut the fuck up my friend"
-"STOP PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT. it ruined you man, i never see you cause of it."
-"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE"
-"X-BOX IS ASS"

NINE things about yourself:
-im single and i HATE it. id rather be in costant pain then to be single
-i like my girls skinny, the winner is the thinner
-I'm a hopeless romantic, having a girl in my arms is the best feeling ever for me
-im the huge fan of REO Speedwagon
-gaming is my life. without my ps3 im nothing
-i havent had a girl in ages
-I cant STAND the thought of a "long distance relationship"
-i perferr goth, scene, and redhead girls over any others
- i need a job

EIGHT ways to win your heart:
-have red hair
-bite me
-have small tits
-hold me
-be a gamer
-be a movie goer
-like me for all my querks
-be weird

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
-why am i single
-fuck. where is my remote
-why is my computer so slow
-i need a job
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH im so bored
-only one more hour

SIX things you do before you fall asleep:
-jerk it
-lurk 4 chan
-put my wallet and cell on my table
-check my E-mail
-turn off the tv
-loth being single


FIVE people who mean a lot at the moment:
(NO PARTICULAR ORDER)
-sky
-nick
-steve
-dan
-adam


FOUR things you see right now:
-huge new tv
-food
-mom
-dad


THREE songs that you listen to often at the moment:
-keep on loving you - REO Speedwagon
-any my chemical romance song
-like a prayer - modana

TWO things you want to do before you die:
-get married and the whole shabang
-become a phototragher

ONE confession
I NEED TO GET LAIED

its my birthday. wish me a mother fuckin happy birthday

what the fuck is soo great about that piece of cinamatic SHIT they call "twilight" i mean comeon. its a fuckin vampire movie, and we all know that vampires enjoy enjoy buttsex and german shiza porn (google it). but why do people obsess over this crap. aperently anyone can wright a book, on that note ill be back. im gona go wright a book.

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